??? THE AUDIO ARCHIVE ???
Last Updated: 08-21-2008
| Sylvester Stallone | Stallone calls up to rap with Nick about his new movie, and Burma. Erik the Movieman approves. |
| Daniel Plainview 1 | Daniel Plainview calls up to say hello to Nick, and to rant about the Oscars. |
| Daniel Plainview 2 | Daniel Plainview calls again to talk about the oscars. He has a lot to say! |
| Aldo & Kent Voss's Sheep | Aldo leaves a voicemail for Johnny B, regarding Kent Voss's sheep order. |
| Brett 1 | Brett is strangely excited about Lord of the Rings, and seems to be on the substances. |
| Brett 2 | Brett calls up with a review of Shrek, and also talks about his acid experience. Nick is not amused. (Well, maybe a little.) |
| Brett 3 | Brett calls up to ask a question about Cheech & Chong, presumably his favorite series. |
| Buckethead | Buckethead from Guns'N'Roses talks about his bucket. The sound is a little muffled... because of the bucket. |
| The Burger King 1 | The famous Burger King calls in! Wow!! |
| The Burger King 2 | Burger King has called back, and he's displeased. |
| The Burger King 3 | Burger King has called in to talk about Star Wars. |
| The Burger King 4 | Burger King is now a Super King! |
| The Burger King 5 | Why is the Burger King calling from a Lumberyard? |
| The Burger King 6 | It's Halloween, so it's time for SCARY KING. |
| The Burger King 7 | The Burger King is a big star! Respect him! |
| Christopher Walken 1 | Walken wants to know about The Prophecy, and Nick just doesn't seem to want to tell him. |
| Christopher Walken 2 | Walken is calling up to just recite Nick's intro to him. Nick naturally loves it. |
| Christopher Walken 3 | Walken nominates himself as one of the coolest people to drink with. Nick basically agrees. |
| Christopher Walken 4 | Christopher Walken discusses "The Wedding Crashers." |
| Debbie | "Debbie" calls up to talk about how her "friend" worships Nick D. Is that normal? |
| Dietrich | Dietrich wants to know if Nick or Jeff Tuckman have heard of the snuff film "Down With Clowns." Unfortunetly he is cut off before he can mention that Slappy Joe has a run-in with a zamboni. |
| Fillerman! | Fillerman just wants to help Nick fill air time. He's a trained professional! |
| Gary Bussey 1 | Gary Bussey's warped movie reviews of Firefly and History of Violence. |
| Gary Bussey 2 | "Scary Bussey" talks about Halloween. |
| Gary Bussey 3 | Nick D is losing his old co-host Garry, so naturally he needs a new Gary. Remember, you are always 6 feet away from a spider! |
| Gary Bussey 4 | Gary calls up to talk about immortality rings and the stomach fluid of giant killer hornets. Interesting stuff! |
| George Helps | George is just trying to help Nick & Garry out trying to pick guests for their show. |
| Halloween 1 | Halloween Call: A Satanist calls in to clear the air about Satanism... |
| Halloween 2 | Halloween Call: A zombie tries to call in. |
| Halloween 3 | Halloween Call: Psycho Boy calls in very cheerfully. |
| Halloween 4 | Halloween Call: Steve calls in, but he's actually just a zombie. |
| Halloween 5 | Halloween Call: More zombie sounds. |
| Halloween 6 | Halloween Call: George is in a graveyard, and he sounds dead tired... |
| Halloween 7 | Halloween Call: Helena Markos of Suspiria fame calls in with happy Halloween wishes. |
| Heaving 1 | The guy who threw up at Nick's play has called in to apologize, but unfortunately he has an accident... |
| Heaving 2 | Mike calls in again with his review of National Treasure... guess what it sounds like? |
| Heaving 2 | Mike calls in again with his review of National Treasure... guess what it sounds like? |
| Jackass the Cat | Nick never imagined in his wildest dreams that his OWN cat, Jackass, would call in...! Wow! |
| Jack Nicholson | "Jack Nicholson" calls in, unforunately he is having real trouble sounding like himself... |
| Kent's Orgasm | A rare call to Johnny B for a change! With a voicemail for Johnny's newsman, Kent... |
| Monster | Calling with a movie review of Monster, but with a monstrous twist... |
| Mr. X | Mr. X calls up with the inside scoop about Celebrity Mole. His voice is disguised for his own protection, clearly. |
| Predator | Can you guess the movie? Nick's engineer "The Count" loves me! |
| Ricardo's Voicemail | Some funny voicemails goin back and forth between Nick's engineer's "The Count" and "Broham," and meanwhile here comes Ricardo getting in the middle of it! |
| Sean Connery 1 | Sean Connery, one of the voice I can do that Nick actually kind of likes, has called in! |
| Sean Connery 2 | Sean Connery calls in incognito, to discuss his New Years plans. Nick gets an official invite! |
| Sean Connery 4 | Sean Connery calls in to talk to Don Coscarelli filmmaker behind Bubba Hotep and Phantasm! |
| Sean Connery 5 | Sean Connery calls in to discuss the Oscars and discuss celebrities like Warwick Davis. |
| Sean Connery 6 | Sean Connery calls in on Nick's 20 year anniversary to congratulate him! |
| Sean Connery 7 | Sean Connery calls in to complain about things, like "You the man now Dawg!" |
| Sean Connery 8 | Sean Connery calls in with Jennifer Garner to discuss Burt Reynolds. |
| Skippy vs Big Dudes | What movie has a black dwarf named Skippy? Inquiring callers want to know. |
| Summertime to Kill | We're talking summer songs, and what is more summery than Anthrax? |
| Tim 1 | Tim thinks that Nick is cute. |
| Tim 2 | Tim supports Justin Timberlake. |
| Torture TV | Albert is interested in Torture TV. |
| Victor 1 | Nick Digilio... BALUUUBA |
| Victor 2 | DIGILIO DIGILIO DIGILIO...!! |
| Victor 3 | Nick Deeee, he is the NIIIICK DEEEEE!! |
| Wunderfall & George Lopez | George Lopez is really to blame for Wunderfalls being cancelled. |
| YOU GOT SERVED!!! | YOU GOT SEEEERRRVVEEEDD!! |
| Zombie calls Garry | A zombie calls to talk to Garry Lee Wright. |
| Zombies at Brew & View! | Is it a zombie, or Homer Simpson? Hard to tell... |
??? what the hell is this anyway ???