Interview with Voulger

	Time for the interview to begin. Say hello, Voulger!
	Who are you...?
	I'm a big fan of yours. Anyway, let's get a few basic questions out of the way, and then we'll turn it over to the readers. First, how would you describe yourself as a person?
	Everyone knows me... they know that I am like a God among men. Charming and virtuous... yes, I think that is how they would describe me.
	Could you describe what you do for a living?
	I make a living being me. People are happy to give me thier good and services in exchange for the honor of being in my presence.
	Okay, let's take some questions from the readers now. Thorn asks: "How did it feel to get beat so easily by a woman who has no magical enhancement?"
	What? Beaten, me...? Never!! No man shall ever defeat me, and certainly not a lowly woman! I do not recall an event such as that ever taking place.
	Slade: Hello Voulger. Where did you get Threadreaver? Whoever sold or gave that sword to you should be put down. Also, do you have any other magical equipment besides Threadreaver?
	Ahh, I see you have a good eye in magical weapons. Yes, this is the legendary Thread Reaper. The one who gave it to me shall forever remain shrouded in a great fog in mystery... especially as he is dead now.
	Ollie: Why do you wear such stupid clothing?
	Hah, stupid? Surely it is you who is the stupid one! My taste in clothing is impeccable... even the great God of the shining sea bows before my leather adornments.
	Frank: Where did you get all those enchantments? They're friggin' awesome dude! By the way, can I become your apprentice?
	You wish to become my apprentice? Surely, you may... but only if you can prove yourself worthy. First, bring me 3 beautiful young virgins, unclothed and chained. Then, you must duel me to the death. If you win, I will accept you as my ward, but if you fail, I shall take your women and feed your corpse to them. It will be an honor for you.
	Poker: Since you have dogs, do you have cats as well?
	I do not own any cats. I would only purchase them for the purpose of feeding them to my dogs.
	Nick Scott: How did the local BDSM scene, if any, react to your presence, given how you pervert everything that it stands for?
	The local BSDM scene...? I'm not sure I understand who you are referring to, young man. I seem to perhaps recall that they are dead now.
	Jurodan: So Voulger, do you think you'll be hung, decapitated, or put in a cell for the rest of your natural life?
	Hahaha... me, hung, decapitated? That is simply impossible! You can't decapitate an allmighty God! It is simply that I have temporarily chosen to reside in this dungeon for the time being. I like the scenery... ahhh, so cozy!
	Evil Shorty: Last time we saw you, you were unconcious and bleeding from the mouth. What have you been up to since then?
	No, you misunderstood. I was not unconcious, I was merely resting. You see, I was tired. And that was not my blood. It must have been the blood of my enemies that had somehow landed upon me.
	Freemage: Are you going to go totally creepy in a different direction now and become obsessed with becoming Bern's sub? After all, she did whup yer ass, beeyatch.
	You have spoken out of turn! For that, you will die!!
	Mira: How did you get into kinky stuff?
	You see, I am a God. You would not understand my mythical brain.
	Rae: Do you like bagels? If so, what kind of? I like bagels.
	Bagels...? What is this "bagels" you speak of? Whatever it is, if it is liked by a lowly peasant such as yourself... no, not even a peasant, an ant! A peasant ant! That is what you are. Now, what was I saying...? Oh yes, bagels. What are bagels?
	An Angry Person: THATS it! I want the truth! First you say you cant remember a women beating you up! Then you say when you were laying on the ground, you were just resting, and that it was your enimies blood that got on you! But that implies that you do remember something!!! SO WITCH IS IT!!!!!!!
	Your stupidity truly knows no bounds. I would kill you myself if you were not so far beneath me. In truth, I should not even notice you, but this one time I will answer your question. You see, the reason I can't remember a woman beating me up, is because no woman ever has beaten me up. When I was laying on the ground, I was just resting. Now do you see how feeble your mind is?
	Lancet: Hey Voulger, Can you fly? Because everyone know's all the cool gods can fly. If you can't fly, Then you are a lame god.
	Hahaha, of course I can fly! If I felt like it, I could drink a potion of flight! But I don't. Feel like it, that is.
	Jack Rothwell: What fighting technique do you use? Or do you just entirely reply on cheap enchantments to beat your opponents?
	How are you suggest that I rely on enchantments to defeat my opponents! And they are certainly not cheap, you disgusting foot fungus! You have upset me... now, I'm afraid I will have to make you my dog, and you will eat the excrement of a thousand beetles!
	Nelly: Voulger, were you breastfed when you were a child? It seems to me your sadistic kinkyness is due to lack of motherly warmth and affection. That would also explain your violence and arrogance. Wouldn't you agree?
	Hmm, you may have a point. I see what you are getting at... very well then, if you insist, I shall allow you to breastfeed me. However, I must warn you ahead of time that you will become my property, and from that point onward if any man were to touch you, I would have to cut off the part of you that they had touched... as well as your head.
	Psycho Girl: The minute stepped into this story I was enamored by your beauty.....man beauty of course. And the Leather and spiked ornamentation just set it off further. I desire nothing more than to play with your long flowing hair.... would you be interested in meeting me later? ^.~ you bring the whipped cream I'll bring the hand cuffs.
	Yes... it is not surprising that you would fall for my magnificent body and celestial charm. I shall have you strip naked for me and give you a look... and if I deem you worthy, I will allow you to become my pet. Remember, speak when spoken to, and polish your tongue.
	LordoftheDice: Voulger, please explain to me one thing. You are a god, and as such you are all powerful or, at least, more powerful than any mortal man. I might ask why you decided to rest at such at such a point? Surely, despenseing of a couple of dogs, an old man, and putting another dog in it's place hadn't drain you of your infinite strength. Plus, I might hazard a question as to why you lost your sword just before deciding to rest.
	Please, tell me... what is this buzzing in my ears? It sounds like the annoying chatter of a blemish gnat! Only slightly less coherent. Next question, my loyal fans!
	Ezra: So you got wupped by a sexy woman isent that a hell of alot better then some big ugly guy?
	Wupped? Oh, I see. Certainly, my loyal prostrating fan, it would be better to have whip cream applied by a "sexy woman" as you say rather than a big ugly man. Perhaps our preferences differ on that account... hahaha... now, would any other adoring fans like to ask their God a question?
	Ametank: I was simply wondering if you ever thought to turn some of your more violent urges into some less violent form of personal expression. Like piercings(not the fatal sort mind you) or tattoos? They can be quite addictive I hear
	Less violent form of personal expression? Why, what kind of expression is that? The whole point of personal expression is that it is violent. Perhaps I will pierce and tattoo you... with my sword. And then I will kill you.
	Megumi Mix: Voulger; Being a "god", I assume it is safe to say that you don't believe in a higher power. However, what is your view on the theory of karma?
	Hmmm. An interesting question. What is interesting about it is the fact that you are talking at all when in fact you should be bowing naked before me. But I will forgive you just this one. Anyway baby, I've got some good karma for you right here, would you like to try some?
	Noymin the Over Sleeper: Highest Voulger, has Your Highness ever considered being, you know, nice to His pets? Or other beings in general? Not to suggest that your number of followers is wanting, but you could probably acquire a larger number of worshippers if you were a bit more kind. And while you may not need any more underlings, they couldn't hurt, right? Or maybe you're just cranky from a lack of sleep.
	Nice...? ............ I think I tried that once, but I quickly grew bored of it and impaled someone.
	Shadow Mistress: *looks at you and starts laughing* So um, Voulger, you know you look like a girl right? I mean, have you ever considered cutting that mop you call hair?! And, you know, I find it hard to believe that you have any followers, since you are such a ugly, f---ing a--hole! *laughs agin* And also, I think you are a vainglorious whore. But I do have one guestion for you, who is your hairdresser?
	............ Why am I sitting here anyway, taking questions from people I can't kill? That's it, I'm leaving! I'm going to go track down a woman named Shadow Mistress, strip her, and then use her as a pincussion.
	Seya-Chan: Hey Voulger why the hell do you have to make girls as dogs! Even if you're a guy that doesnt mean that you are over all women!!! Just asking ^_^ 'Coz I seem to se you as a very Attractive person... I just dont like the way you treat girls... Love You!
	............ (Voulger has left the interview)

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