Interview with Moss Flowless

	Thank you for agreeing to do this interview.
	Whatever...
	So, why don't we start with a few simple questions about your background. How would you describe yourself, as a person? What sort of person are you?
	I'm a sorcerer. What more do you want to know...?
	Ok, let's take some questions from readers.
	Liz: yo moss! The name's liz. Do you actually have any eyes, if so what colour are they and can we see them?
	Well hello there Liz. You must be living in a fantasy world in which I actually care what your name is. Have a nice life there. I'd tell you what color my eyes are, but I suddenly lost interest in your question.
	Alysun: Which of the people you're travelling with do you like most and why? And who do you like least and why?
	Who do I like the most? No one. Who do I like the least? All of them. They're all idiots.
	Goran Miletic: Do you have a girlfriend? ;) ('cause your sooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!)
	Well, "Goran"... no, you can't be my girlfriend. Nothing personal... I just don't like being drooled on by psychopathic crazies.
	Alex Drew: How did an immature bully like yourself pass the flame test if one of it's requisite qualities is maturity?
	Because you're wrong. Get used to it.
	DragonSun: Do you enjoy being a complete baka and asshole?
	Yes, I enjoy it very much. In fact I'd say my life is almost complete. If I have one regret... it's that I haven't smacked your face into a wall and made you cry like the little girl that you are. But hey... there's still time!
	Duo Maxwell: did something happen to you as a kid to make you so annoying or did you just hang out with Regina to long and and sick and tired of all her incesant whineing?
	The only thing I'm sick and tired of is inane babbling questions like yours, mental midget.
	Dylan: Do you have eyes of an kind. If so, what color. I'm guessing bloodshot.
	Well, you sure sound like an smart guy. My eyes are bloodshot because all this stupidity is making me sick.
	Alice Childress: So, Moss, how do you feel about your sexual relationship with Seraph? Is it love?
	...... Huh...?
	Raiha: Why is it that you persist in being so utterly cruel to Regina? I've noticed you don't bother Maytag after your "close shave" and you've never said anything mean to Bernadette. Perhaps you are afraid of her skill with the Split Rose technique?
	Yes... that's it. Im afraid of her. Despite the fact that I could burn her alive in a second. No, genious, I'm not of either of those crazy women. And I persist in being utterly cruel to Regina because she deserves it.
	Kitty: I'm Kitty I'd like to know why you are so mean? Did someone drop you on your head as a baby or something?! If they did then deepest sympathy man but you really have not right to treat such kind and generous people the way you do.
	Oh really, Kitty? Kind and generous huh? I think Liz is looking for company in her dreamworld... perhaps you'd like to join her.
	Iman Suwito: Do you have a goal in your profession? I meant what do you want to achieve to become a sorcerer?
	What do I want to achieve to become a sorcerer? Simple. I'll achieve whatever is necessary to become a sorcerer. Does that answer your question?
	Kiara: ::Smiles:: Hehehe, hi moss i got a question for you why do act the way you act what's the reason for your personality well to me your pretty much an asshole i've met people worse than you off course I just want to know that ,oh and why do you cover your eyes with your hair was their ever a time you hit something cause you couldn't see ,hehe, i know i have qhen i hd my hair like that .
	*Makes a snoring sound.*
	Willow: what color are you're eyes? and why are you so such a @$$?
	I'm not. It just appears that way to idiots.
	Rosemary: Do you ever see yourself with a girlfriend?
	I have better things to do with my time.
	Crazy Punk Goddess: were you a loser in school? I bet you were..lol...'
	Trying to identify with me...? Sorry, can't help you there. Next question.
	Meg: Hey Moss, I was just wondering what you had to do to break your seal, was it really hard?
	Tell these nut-cases to quit coming on to me. Next question!
	Hyperhappy: does his hair get in the way?!? I would think he would cut them...and what's his eye color????
	I swear to God. If I get another question about my eye color... I'm going to rip someone's spine out thier neck and wear it as a belt.
	Paul Zimmerman: What is wrong with Moss's nose? Was it disfigured in a accident or was he born like that?
	You sicken me.
	Kaeko: umm does moss the creepy dude have eyes?
	I don't have eyes. Next question.
	Robert A Howard: It is said that the first step to destroying your enemies is to know yourself, and the Seals that sorcerors must overcome appear to bear this in mind. It is obvious, now that you have achieved the second level of mastery, that you have overcome your own greatest fears and flaws, and thus do not need worry of them. But what was the obstacle you had to overcome when you were in the Flame?
	Ahh yes, that's an excellent question. I remember it vividly... it was a terrifying experience that no man would ever want to have to endure. I was being interviewed by a crowd of incredibly mindless drones, and the questions were getting stupider and stupider... finally some jackass names Robert A Howard asked the stupidest question I've ever heard in my life. Naturally I had to kill him... when he died, the intelligence of everyone else suddenly skyrocketed, as if his incredible ignorance was dragging them down. That's how I passed... does that answer your question, fruitcake?
	Mari Rose: I'm going to make a few guesses here, just let me know if I'm right or not.. First off I'm guessing your biggest hate is people in general. Secondly I'm guessing that the only thing you actually like is power. Last of all, I'm pretty sure you'll kill me if I try to ask what color your eyes are.
	1 out of 3's not bad. Battuo!!!
	Julie Dillon: umm does moss the creepy dude have eyes? What made you decide to give an interview? You haven't been very communicative and don't seem to be enjoying yourself, so why are you bothering with any of this in the first place?
	How does it feel to be wrong? Actually I enjoy insulting you just as much as I enjoyed insulting all the rest of the mental midgets. See this smile on my face? Perhaps you didn't notice? Yeah, there it is.
	Ray Cassidy: If you could immediately gain the legendary 4th level of sorcery by wearing an EXTREMELY stupid-looking magic hat for the rest of your life, would you?
	Only if your severed head is still in it.
	Selphie Trabia: Moss, how long have you known Noventia and what are your motivations for helping her?
	A few months. Information. Now go back to your cave and hide from the sun.
	Greenartmage: is there anyone you respect?
	Not you.
	Marie C: If you could make a wish, except to become the most powerfull mage in history, what would it be?
	I'd like to see your face immedietly after your kneecaps are broken.
	Nicole Junod: Are you still a virgin?
	You should know the answer to that. Don't you remember the last time you saw me? It was at the hotel room, right after I paid you the money.
	Galuxey: Hey Moss how come you had to use magic to beat Bern? Couldn't you beat her in a normal fight, I mean you even had to use level 2 magic didn't you!? btw, what color are your eyes?
	I hope you're eaten alive by a pack of rabid dogs.
	Rory Garrity: Mr. Flowless, your ambitions concerning sorcery are understandable, but there is only so much one can master. Once you've reached the pinnacle of your art, what will you do with it?
	Hunt you down.
	Emily: We all know what you think of Maytag, but what do you think of Bern?
	Lesbian.
	Dwight Barretto: Hey Moss, for a guy like you, Whats so interestin about the fourth level of sorcery?
	Anything's more interesting than listening to you speak. Well, I don't know if you could even call it speaking... it's more like your lips are moving and some garbled sounds are coming out. Perhaps they might make more sense to a monkey.
	Magnus Oeksenholt Pedersen: Where did you buy that outfit? ..At least you've got good taste of clothes. Oh, I would like to hear a GOOD reason for picking on Regina all the time. While one part of you might be mateur enough to pass the test to break the second seal, another part of you is VERY immateur. So why don't you at least try to take out your anger on something else? One last thing: Does spells work over e-mails? Let's try... BATTOU! :D
	Spells don't work unless you've broken your seal first, addle-brain. Try taking the test... and hope to God that it isn't something so difficult as pronouncing your own name.
	Lady Rose: yeah just a quick question, do you want to become more powerful than Seraph? Because you probalby could, your pretty strong.
	Of course I could. Don't worry... when I do, I won't bother simpletons like yourself. Unless I feel like it.
	Sophie: Is that earring heavy to wear? Because I reckon if it is then you'll soon have to walk with your head on one side. And although I really like your outfit, are those PVC trousers? *shakes head* Tss, the shame.
	I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted when I noticed the puddle at your feet that was created by your own drool.
	Moon Kitty: Personaly I think you and seperith (sp?) will make a cute cupple what do you think on that matter?
	I think you're existance is like a sickness upon the Earth.
	Shrayia: Hey sexy since I can't be bothered insluting you I will just say good luck in banging Maytag (If she will let you) (You so want her).
	........
	Elven Baby: Dude, I was reading through your interview and these questions are killing me. The same questions....the same answers. I in fact love your constant insults and "mean" behavior. Maybe it's because I could murder you with my own bitchy behavior. My question: can i have some of your verbal abuse to use as my own?
	No.
	Kat: this is kat and you better give a damn about my name, why do enjoy picking on regina so much is it because you see she's vulnerable and to nice to bite back? or are you just a total brainless asshole? oh and by the way, do you have more than one facial expression?
	She's an idiot, just like you. Allow me to show you a facial expression that you'd be familar with. It's called disgust.
	Aurora: Was your ability to read people's weaknesses a natural talent, or was it taught to you durring your training as a sorcerer?
	It's unnatural, alot like you.
	Kevin Clark: I know you like being evil, but do you really dislike your mentor enough to help out his exwife? Or is it that there is something else behind your motives? By the way I'm glad that your not so benevolent some the other people your forced to be around, one has to be asinine.
	I have my own reasons for helping her. Speaking of being around asinine people, thank God I don't have to be around you. I feel sorry for people that you know.
	AppleGirl: Hey Moss, I just want to ask do you like Regina? I mean you pick on her all the time. *Hides under desk just incase it's a stupid question*
	You know, I could burn you to ashes along with that desk in a heartbeat. Yes, you're right. It is a stupid question. I don't like Regina because I don't like idiots... that's why I don't like you either.
	LovelyWhite: Hey sexy. Just wondering when you defeat Seraph when you have spare time will you date me? That is after you f--- Maytag. Save some for me....
	I'm not interested in Maytag for the same reason I'm not interested in you. I don't have a thing for sluts.
	Destiny: Yo moss, I was just wondering what it took to break your seal. How did you break your first and did it hurt to break your 2nd? I know it hurt regina. She got al blodied up by you. that wouldn' t happen to be involved with your test?HMMMMMMM? BTW: I don't know and i'm not asking,but im guessing yuor eyes are green? I hope so.
	Why do the questions keep getting stupider and stupider...
	Dreamweaver: Are you getting annoyed with so many people calling you an asshole? Personally I reckon people should just let you be whatever you want to be and quit their damn whining.
	What I'm annoyed with is stupidity. Yours being a prime example.
	Mira: "I know someone asked about you wanting a girlfriend but what about a _boyfriend_?"
	Shut up you freak.
	Sadistic One: What the hell is up that attitude of yours?! Did a bug crawl up your ass and die or something? Or Maybe you were dropped on your head too many time to a point were it would be impossible to count. Oh, and if you say anything bad about me, be sure I'll hunt you down and beat the little girl out of you...
	Hehehe... an empty threat. We both know the real little girl is you.
	Olivera: OK, a serious question (although there will probably be a not-so-serious answer). What caused you to be what so many people say an 'asshole'? I know your response would be something like, "Because every person around me is a total idiot," or "Because you're stupid" or something of that nature. But what is the real cause?
	Because I don't like people.
	Indigo Kitti: Yo, so is Noventia your mother or sister or girlfriend? Probably not...
	None of the above, moron.
	Jessi: Hey Moss, this is Jessi. I don't really have a question for you to make some witty comeback for, just a comment. Thanks for being an ass to Maytag! If you get the chance, feel free to beat her with the nearest blunt object. I'd really appreciate it! ^_~ *hugs his head* Gwee!
	Heh heh heh... don't worry. I'll be making her feel excrutiating pain real soon...!
	Phil Jacobson: Moss, why do you even put up with these idiotic questions? They're not even worth the time of day.
	You have a good point. I'll start by not answering yours.
	Xatavor: Do you think there is such a thing as a 4th lvl of sorcery?
	Yes, you moron, of course there is! And don't think I'm not going to find it!
	Emil Pepic: Moss, if you were a flower, how big would your penis be?
	Ok, that's it...! Interview's over!

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