Interview with Maytag

	Welcome back, Maytag. Thank you for agreeing to do a second interview. I'm sure that a number of questions have occurred to our readers since the last one. Shall we get started?
	Sure!
	Aqua Goddess: What is it about your costume that gives you such confidence? Or is it just the hat that makes you feel that way?
	My costume? Well... I don't know. It's hard to explain. It might be magic, hehe...! Sometimes if I'm just wearing the hat, that's enough to... help me feel more confident. I guess I just need something like that...
	Zap Andrews: Dear Maytag, are you aware that you have a split personality?
	Hehe... yes! Of course I am. We both are!
	Hime Kakyuu: Hey Maytag I have a question, Why are you so partial to your jester suit? Also why don't you take it off that often? Thanks for your time!
	Thank you...! Well, like I said... the suit makes me feel more confident, and outgoing. When I'm not wearing it... well, do you ever sometimes feel like, you know, like you are naked? I feel like I'm naked when I'm not wearing it. In fact, I'd rather be naked with just the hat on then be fully dressed without it! I know, isn't that silly? I know that I wear it quite a bit... but not all the time. I try to put it away sometimes. I don't always like to be so aggressive... sometimes it can be fun to be more shy and submissive, too!
	Mizuiro Winner: Where did you get the costume anyway? I want one! ^_^
	It was specially made for me.
	Zarah: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
	No... I wish that I did...! I bet that would be neat.
	J. Carpenter: I realize it might be too personal (and too revealing-of-future-plots) to ask you directly who you're in love with, but would you mind telling us why you don't just seduce whoever it is and get it over with?
	Umm... what are you talking about? Me... in love? ...I could never seduce anybody... Honest! ...they would have to seduce me.
	Brian Simpson: Got a question for maytag in responce to one of her answers. What's stopping you from walking around in just the Jestures Hat instead of your regular clothing?
	Um. Well, you see... it's just that... if I'm just wearing the jester hat, and nothing else... I mean, the rest of me is naked, it will work. But, um... other clothing cancels it out. So, I have to wear the entire thing...
	Discord: Was just curious, what does a guy have to do to get "you and a (preferably longer) night alone", on another point, i enjoy watching this story unfold, and so do others, keep it up!
	Oh...! A night alone, with me? But, what would you want to do with me...?
	Athena: So Maytag, what's the thing with Brittanis? Did you enjoy it even when you took off the hat?
	Yeah... I guess so. But I was wearing the hat the entire time that we... you know. I guess that was just a one-time thing... we've left that city now so I don't know when I'll see him again, if ever...
	Niko: have you ever tired on any different costumes, other than your jester one, and descovered yet another side to your personality?
	No... I like to try on lots of different clothes, but I've never discovered anything like that...
	Kiara: Maytag are you aware that your other half is bysexual and really likes to talk about sex.
	Yes. I know. I'm aware of everything that happens to me. Like, for example, I can remember what happened with Britannus... vividly...
	Jeremy: Do you have any control over you personalities? As in do you have to have the costume on or off? Could you be outgoing without the costume? Quiet with it on? And then if no, what happens when you have the costume on and hookup with someone, and the later in the bedroom when the costume would have to come off? Do you suddenly revert? Has that ever happened?
	Umm... that's quite a long question. Umm... no, I don't have any control over it. Do you remember when I... um, was in bed with Britannus? How I kept the hat on? That's because if I took it off, my personality would change, and... my behavior would change. But, that doesn't mean that I can't... umm... make love without the hat on. I'm just shy. So... I would never pursue that kind of thing, um, as aggressively as if I had the costume on. Gee, you guys ask such personal questions...!
	Katherine Lark: 1st off i'd like to say i love your fashion sense it is great... never could find a jester suit myself... oh well... my question out of curiosity is if you have and other 'socially unexceptable disorders other then mpd? or dissociative identity disorder... what ever you wanna call it (though the people in my head prefer mpd)
	Not that I know of... does disorder mean that it's bad...?
	Polk Sprite: Other than cooking, do you still play around with knives?... or is that a jester only thing? I know I wouldn't DARE to juggle those around... Even less catch one with my mouth... *gulp*
	Um, yes... I still have some knives. But usually I only juggle them in my act... it's not for the faint of heart, let me tell you!
	Selphie Trabia: Erm… anou. Maytag-san, when you were being eaten by the Maw thing, what were you thinking at the time? And erm… what did it feel like to be eaten by a Maw? Were you surprised that you didn’t dissolve?
	How did it feel...? Ummm... gooey! But it was horrible though, I thought I was being dissolved...! I'm so glad I wasn't.
	resOu7bg: Hi I Really Love The Way You Act... Anyways Have You Ever Felt Lonely?
	Thank you. Yes, of course I have. There have been times... but, I don't feel lonely right now, because I have a very good friend!
	Andrew K: Hey, Maytag, I don't know if you know a lot about comics yourself, but how do you compare your other identity and this one to that of other famous Superheroes? I mean, I know you can't fly (at least, not to MY knowledge), but you are a heroine, nonetheless.
	Well, um, sorry... I don't really know what a comic is, or a superhero... so I don't know if I can answer your question. Sorry...! But, um, I'm flattered that you think I'm a heroine... I don't think so. I'm just an entertainer...
	Lizzy: Hey Maytag, what would happen if like, part of your jester outfit ripped, like about half of it (say the sleeves and the legs) would you become a mix of your two personalities?
	Ummmm... well... I don't think so. Like I said earlier... as long as I'm still wearing part of it, like just the hat, it's ok.
	Sonja Samantha: Does the way you think about other people change when you change personalities?
	*blinks* No... not really. Should it...?
	Serena Lambert: To all of your fellow shy girls, do you think we should get our own costumes? So that maybe we will have the guts to pursue the guys we like?
	Sure! I think that's a great idea! But being a female jester isn't easy, you know... you would almost need a confidence boost to make it! I don't know if it would work, in your case... I mean, unless this guy you like has a thing for jesters!

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