Interview with Maytag

	Thank you for agreeing to do this interview.
	No problem! Anything to please the fans!
	I'm going to start off with a few of my own questions, and after that we'll take questions from the readers. Do you mind if we get started?
	Bring it on! Ask anything!! My life is an open book!
	What kind of person are you?
	I'm just what I look like... a happy, carefree, fun-loving chick! I like to play games, have fun, I like to party, dance, drink, and you know... just live life! I'm all about living! Yeah... that's me in a nutshell.
	What is it that you do for a living?
	Oh, come on...!! They already know that...! The jester suit and the witty personality are big tip-offs, don't you think? Don't get silly on me now...! Come on, let's skip the boring introductions and go straight to the juicy stuff!
	As you wish. Let's go ahead and take questions from the readers now. This one comes from Starr, who asks, "Where do you get that amazing outfit?"
	I can tell that you appreciate quality, my friend. But I like to think that it's not the outfit so much as what you put inside it. I had this outfit tailor made for my body... nice, isn't it? The outfit, not my body. Although I know I have a sexy body... hehe. I don't mean to brag, but let's just say that if your body is your home, then I'm happy where I live!
	Uncle Big from the South asks: "When do we get to see you naked?"
	Well... you can see me naked anytime you like, in your fantasies! Go ahead, I don't mind. I'm the kind of person who likes bringing joy to others. Heh... seriously, if you really want to see me naked... well, let's play a little game. If you can guess my real name, I'll pose for you. The initials are V.K.
	Medivh asks: "Are you bisexual?"
	Isn't everyone?
	Starr asks: "Do you really like cute girls?"
	Sure, I love everyone! I'm a loving person! So naturally, I love cute girls too... in several different ways.
	Katiria would like to know: "What exactly is your relationship with Britannus?"
	There is no relationship... at least not that I'm aware of. We f---ed once, that's it.
	Starr asks: "Is Britannus any good?"
	Yeah, actually he's great! His personality may need work, but he sure is an attentive lover! Great body, too. I'd love to say more, but I don't think I'm allowed to get too graphic on here... oh what the Hell, f--- it! He is so huge, it's not even funny! No wonder he's so cocky... (Intentional choice of words! Hehehe.)
	Meredith asks "Have you ever had a close relationship?"
	Of course! Actually, I'm in love with someone, even today. I've been in love for a long time.
	Lieu Fe writes: "In the comic you talk a lot about sex. How would you like to be spanked by a 13 year-old martial artist?"
	If he's a well hung 13 year-old martial artist, I'll consider it! Hehe... no I'm kidding. Maybe if he's a 31 year-old martial artist. I don't think a 13 year old would know what to do with me.
	Medivh asks: What did you do before you met Bernadette?
	Well, a lot of things... I used to steal back then. When I was really young, I was just another gutter-trash purse-snatcher. As I grew older, I learned more sophisticated ways of stealing... like cheating at cards, wagers on dart-games, and other cons. Lately though, I've been trying to lead a more honest life. What I really want to do is be an entertainer for a living, but it's tough... the pay isn't great, so I still have to supplement my income through gambling. I don't cheat anymore, though. I've gotten good enough at cards that I average about 4 gold pieces per hour, which is very good.
	Katiria wonders: "Do you have any living family members?"
	Not that I know of... my parents have been dead for a long time. But it's no big deal... I've survived so far just fine on my own!
	Uncle Big from the South writes: "Do you know that the story of your life is being posted on an internet site? (And do you even know what an internet site is?)"
	Hey, I'm happy to share every little detail of my life with the public... I'm an exhibitionist, you know! And as for the internet... I'll have you know I invented the internet! Really!
	Figment asks: "Could I hear one of your druid jokes in it's entirity?"
	Get your own material, buddy!
	Setsuna asks: "If you had a chance, would you study magic?"
	Definetly!! I would love to do that! I've always wondered what it'd be like to break my seal, and unleash my hidden power. Everyone has the potential to become a sorcerer, you know... even someone as sorcerer-hating as Bernadette! The only problem is, the seals we have on our minds are tough to break... it takes years and years of training just to break the first seal, and that's the easiest one! But if I have time later in life, I definetly want to try!
	Medivh wants to know: "How do you see that female assassin trio?"
	The Black Poison Angels? They're a lot of fun to hang out with! I don't mind that they were hired to kill Bernadette... actually, I feel kind of sorry for them. They're tough, but Bernadette is way outta thier league!
	Uncle Bob from the South wants to know: "Do you believe in a creator? If so, who is he/she?"
	Of course I do! Who do you think's interviewing me right now? Hehe... seriously, I'm not a real religious person.
	Starr requests: "Can you teach me how to do that knife throwing thing you scared the dork kid with?"
	Haha... "dork kid!" Yeah, sure, I can teach you! Come on down, it's 2 gold pieces per lesson! And while we're at it, I can teach you all sorts of things you can do with your hands...
	Medivh queries: "Where do you keep those knives hidden? In the hat?"
	In my purse. But where do I keep my purse hidden? Think about that!
	Katiria wonders: "Which personality is the true you?"
	Good question, Katiria! By the way, that's a pretty name... do you have a boyfriend? Just wondering... well, to answer your question, they're both real. You were asking about my breasts, right? Hehe...
	Thanks for doing this interview, Maytag.
	It was a pleasure, really! This was a lot of fun. We have to do this again sometime! Oh, and to all my loyal fans, (all 3 of you) don't forget to guess! The initials are V.K.! (This contest is over as of 2001)

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