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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1050 on: June 10, 2009, 07:53:01 pm »
you could have circles of different colored jello....that would inevitably get mixed up into some strange half naked flipsider fruit salad.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1051 on: June 10, 2009, 07:57:06 pm »
That would actually be possible to do, since we could actually cool tons of small circles, where as a kiddie pool would be too big unless you have a meat locker.

It would also make slipping extremely easy.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1052 on: June 10, 2009, 08:22:13 pm »
Buahahahaha.

The challenge is on~!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1053 on: June 10, 2009, 08:27:15 pm »
Well, not quite yet. We still need to actually meet >.>; Which I somehow think a relatively large scale meeting, is gonna be near impossible to pull off.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1054 on: June 10, 2009, 08:30:23 pm »
Well, maybe someday... ./shakes fist

...And now, back to your regularly scheduled sexy pics


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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1055 on: June 10, 2009, 08:40:21 pm »
Wait... how is ... that's sexy? So very very confused @.@
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1056 on: June 10, 2009, 09:29:38 pm »
My sausage doesn't stand upright.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1057 on: June 10, 2009, 10:20:57 pm »
Oh my god, I can't stop laughing.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1058 on: June 10, 2009, 10:27:45 pm »
My sausage has a curve and leans slightly to the right.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1059 on: June 11, 2009, 12:05:44 am »
Well speaking from a engineering point of view you could have lights shining up from underneath the kiddies pool and have clear jello so the circles can be seen, and about to be naked in the shower.
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1060 on: June 11, 2009, 12:08:09 am »
Clear jello?  That's ludicrous! You couldn't tell the flavor or anything!
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1061 on: June 11, 2009, 12:09:09 am »
Ah see mystery jello adds to the fun of it before you jump in  ;D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1062 on: June 11, 2009, 12:10:10 am »
No No NO! BAD

If I put left foot in red jello, it better damn well be cherry. Same for the other flavor/color matches.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1063 on: June 11, 2009, 12:51:32 am »
hmmm jello...... We hardly have that stuff here.. it's unpopular as a desert.  :'(
Twister in a kiddies pool filled with jello sounds like fun to watch. Especially when we have to very fanatic contestants.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1064 on: June 11, 2009, 12:53:13 am »
Fantastic how? Fantastic good? or fantastic looking.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1065 on: June 11, 2009, 12:57:18 am »
Especially when we have to very fanatic contestants.


But fantastic.. yeah sure why not, and then i pick both options you gave me.

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1066 on: June 11, 2009, 12:59:28 am »
Oh... heh whoopsie. Egg on my face :P

Need to stop skimming posts when I'm sleepy.

Although I would definitely fall under the fanatic portion. I Love To Win. Especially Twister for some weird unknown reason, as I hate being touched/touching people.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1067 on: June 11, 2009, 01:16:49 am »
Even if it's our sexy Akasha?

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1068 on: June 11, 2009, 01:18:02 am »
I can only assume so.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1069 on: June 11, 2009, 01:33:20 am »
I can think of Plenty of motivation to be competitive and try my hardest to win at Strip Twister if Akasha is one of the challengers  :-[ ;D
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1070 on: June 11, 2009, 01:37:03 am »
Strip Twister would just give me more drive no to fall down, and win.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1071 on: June 11, 2009, 01:39:13 am »
Since i can't play, can i be the umpire?
Then we'll hold a kiddypool jello strip twister tournament!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1072 on: June 11, 2009, 01:55:26 am »
That's the plan. Although we're gonna need a  metric fuckton or two of Jello to pull it off.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1073 on: June 11, 2009, 01:57:30 am »
OK.  I guess we could do an online one.

1. We each start with 5 items of clothing.
2. Selan makes a post in the appropriate thread, once per day.
3. Everyone must respond to the post in the thread within 1 hour or loose an item of clothing.
4. As we loose an item of clothing, we have to take a picture of it and post it.
5. When you loose all 5 items of clothing, you are out.
6. Winner is the final one left with any clothing.

Hows that for some quick made rules?
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1074 on: June 11, 2009, 01:59:33 am »
Hehehe, sounds ok to me!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1075 on: June 11, 2009, 01:59:48 am »
That's totally not twister (captain obvious is obvious), and very perplexing because of all the timezones... And weird sleep schedules <,<;
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1076 on: June 11, 2009, 02:02:39 am »
Selan can post any time she likes as long as it's more than 24hours after her last post (Maybe she can shout "TWISTER" in the post to mark it as the one to reply to).  Its up to us to post within an hour of her post.
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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1077 on: June 11, 2009, 02:06:57 am »
I'll make a thread for this!

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1078 on: June 11, 2009, 02:07:40 am »
I think Pozf's point is that Selans online times line up better for some than others which means certain people are automatically going to loose.

But if the result is akasha naked then I'll be too busy drooling to argue...

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Re: The Sex Thread: AKA "What are you wearing right now? ;)" (NC-17)
« Reply #1079 on: June 11, 2009, 02:10:58 am »
NightWraith has a very very Very valid point there... ( >.>; ) that is, if she participates.
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